You know that Walt Disney bloke? Yeah, him that done all them cartoons and that? Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse. Aye, well they found his body the other day all thawed out. It's true this, mate of mine whose brother works for Blockbuster told me. He should know, Blockbuster you see, they've got deals with Disney to get the films off them.
Anyway, just before he died, Disney told the doctors he wanted to be frozen just in case they found a way of bringing him back to life. Apparently he still had some ideas for new cartoons only he'd got too ill to draw them. So he said they could freeze him and thaw him out when they found a cure for whatever it was he had.
Anyway, the other day they found him all thawed out. Some bloke was wiring a new light fitting or something and went into the room where Disney's freezer was kept. Yeah, he smelt something funny and noticed that the lights weren't working on Disney's freezer. When he opened the lid he found him lying in there but instead of being frozen he was thawed out in a pool of water. So he had a look and followed the wire to the wall, only it wasn't plugged in. That's right, someone had unplugged the freezer. They found out afterwards that it was the cleaner. She needed somewhere to plug the hoover in so she could just run over the carpet tiles but she forgot to plug it back in afterwards. There was a packet of fish fingers in there had gone off as well but they were only Kwik Save own label so nobody was that bothered about them.
Hey, it's true that is. Mate's brother works at Blockbuster so he should know.