On 5th December 2005 a law was introduced in Britain to allow same sex couples to enter into a civil partnership akin to marriage. You couldn't make it up could you? It's political correctness gone mad. If the government had its way then we'd all be gay. Well I can tell you for one, I won't be forced into marrying another man. And they can throw me in prison for it.
How on earth are they expecting it to work in the first place? Traditionally weddings involve a bride, the woman, and a groom, the man. The bride wears a great big frilly white frock while the groom wears a suit with a top hat and a stylish cravat. These gay homosexuals all want to wear frocks so it will be a farce to begin with. Two brides wearing white frocks. Unless they're lesbians and then they'll be wearing the top hats instead.
Actually, perhaps the lesbian wedding isn't such a bad idea, especially if we're all invited to watch on the wedding night. There's nothing wrong with a good old healthy woman-on-woman romp, is there lads? Eh? Eh? Unless they're the fat, miserable, ugly lezzas like you used to get in the olden days. These modern ones are alright. Like them ones off Brookside years ago.
So those kinds of weddings can stay because they're in the public interest. But they should ban the ones between men. And what about when they start having children? Children take after their parents so soon Britain's maternity hospitals will be filled up with gay men and lesbians giving birth to gay and lesbian babies. Then when they grow up they will marry same sex couples too and have same sex children. Soon it will be illegal to marry someone from the other sex. It's political correctness gone mad. You couldn't make it up!